What can melt your heart?

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

Me- (keep laughing)

Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

Why is porn so addictive?

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.

Shruti Verma

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

What happened to the American Russell Bentley from Texas that was fighting for the pro-Russian commies?

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Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

What was your embarrassing moment in front of your father-in-law as an Indian daughter-in-law?

Scene- oath ceremony

Girl- your face with these two ponytails look like doll

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

What is the best way to get over your ex?

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

He- (blank face)

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

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Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)

What was your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction in public?

What can melt your heart?

Scene2- playing with neighborhood kid.

Me- (laughs)

Did Muhammad Ali ask Dundee to cut his gloves off before Eddie Futch stopped the fight in Thrilla in Manila?

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

In between, they all might have called me didi for more than 6–7times.

Do you even realise that NASA could've hid or bury every single piece of evidence for a flat-earth and exaggerate their evidence? Have you ever question materialist scientific narratives?

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

Everyone - okay didi.

Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?

Me- hey what you're doing here?

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?

Talks with kids.

hearhim (ignore my voice)

Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

Why do Indian guys love Russian girls?

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-